how is this news?

Among the top stories listed on CNN, Fox news, and Yahoo news, right now.

1. Verdict reached in Michael Jackson case
2. Katie Holmes is converting to scientology. (Step one willbe learning how to spell it).
3. Destiny's Child is announcing their breakup.

Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a bad SNL sketch.

Although there was this major news story on Fox. The moral - it's a good idea to share.

Breathlessly awaiting more news on Beyonce's future.
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