random thoughts from hobby lobby today

1. what the h@!$ am i doing in hobby lobby?
2. hell hath no fury like a woman holiday craft shopping
3. is it vital to survival that there be that many kinds of fake plants?
4. did i miss the "no men allowed" sign as i came in the door?
5. aisles with this much breakable stuff on them should be wider
6. really? $300 for that?

enough. i need to go watch monster trucks or something
j