fun with irony

just a few things that have crossed my mind over the last few days

isn't it ironic (thanks alanis)

that pastors who insist on being called "pastor" or "reverend" or "doctor" (if they skated through the silly DMin program) because "they have earned it" still call the PhD's and MD's in their churches Mike or Janet

that "christian" retail has made millions of dollars asking what a man who had nothing would do? (WWJD)

that al franken (author of "Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat, Idiot" and "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them") would call bill o'reilly angry and bitter (he may be, i just think it's funny)

that "christian" people put the stolen image of a copywritten work (Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes) on the back of their car saying"praise the Lord" or kneeling at the cross

that's enough for now. it's not quite rain on your wedding day, but it works for me.

as you move on, enjoy the following thought from Con Air
["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background.]
Garland Greene: "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. "

tip your waitress, she's working hard for you
j