Friday, February 06, 2004

unfortunately God also made humans

TV Viewer Sues Over Janet Bra-Ha-Ha

this tops suing mcd's over hot coffee or oreos because they made kids fat. this woman says she was


by the half-time show and is suing every collection of letters she can think of (MTV, NFL, CBS, AOL, JANET)

injured? by that? hmmmmmmmmm. from what i have seen (and for the record i am not one of the millions of TiVo subscribers who simultaneously backed up to see it again) the only one injured was janet (miss jackson if you're nasty). that thing looks like it hurts. (if you don't know what i'm talking about, again just move on)

maybe i could sue my local christian retailer (still nameless) for injuring me emotionally. all i want is the george w. cutout.

i have to call my lawyer.


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