i just can't let this go

what if we all bought almanacs and started carrying them around with us? not only would we all be in better shape (those suckers are heavy!) we would be better informed about things that matter. sure it would cause problems for the DHS (that's department of homeland security, not department of human services -- so many acronyms, so little time), but they could think up something else to alert law enforcement to watch out for. (like maybe palm pilots -- i don't trust any of those guys)

go buy your almanac here

ok. i promise i'm done now.
j