my next job

From an actual classified ad in the Baptist Messenger (don't ask me how I know)

FULL-TIME PASTOR OF JR HIGH YOUTH/ASSIMILATION: Seeking full-time pastor of Jr. High youth/assimilation.

This is a church that is taking "they had all things in common" to the next level.

If you don't get it, just thank God you aren't as big a geek as I am.
j